MY CATS
your new diet doesn't seem to be working
you had trouble getting out of bed

you washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it

you feel like you have a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night

you woke up in a strange place
you pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

your new hat looked better on you at the store
your old hat doesn't seem quite right either
the dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit
you keep losing things

you have a stiff neck

you feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time
the boss chewed you out at work

you got caught in the rain at lunchtime
the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you 
you get no respect 
you feel trapped 
traffic on the way home was brutal

uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime
dinner left you feeling a bit queasy
you think you're coming down with the flu
you're alone in the house at night and you hear a noise in the basement
At last I have one...

LOVE FROM ME TO
ALL MY MP MEMBERS
10th MAC 1956-2008 (52 years old)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,,
Thanks You